Canceling Plans
Feb 11, 2021
Delia, deceased, sent a bunch of text messages to her friends canceling her plans for the rest of the month. Her skeleton tapped away at the touch screen, had some trouble with the send button, but got the job done in the end.
Delia breathed a tremendous sigh of relief, put some sweatpants over her bones, and turned on Netflix. No one wanted to do happy hour with a skeleton anyway.
It really was a win-win situation.
